duskdragonxiii:

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

I am upset

donkeykongsixtyfour:

grahancoxon:

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

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cptsdofficial:

me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me

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ringoroadagain:

arobotmadeforjerkinu:

ringoroadagain:

outfit idea

This

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over this

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so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

WH

borderlinesans:

If you’re gay and useless hit that mf reblog button

sadegg:

everyone: “but youre doing so well in school”

me: i am literally dying i dont know who i am and im a shell of myself. i cant remember one thing i did last week, everything is a blur and i some how simultaneously sleep all the time and never sleep 

vangoghlt:

beach-bummer-jellyfish:

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

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this is harry styles

I fucking hate all this shitty rhetoric on this website towards friendship and relationships that we just need to “wait” and someday the perfect mythical friends and partners will magically come into our lives and make it all better?? It’s so fucking stupid and unrealistic and entitled I CAN’T like if you like someone tell them, chase them, why not??? Why do we act like expending emotional energy in order to establish a connection is a waste of time, just cuz we worry about getting hurt?? Then turn around and expect that other people will just throw themselves at us and want to be in our lives even though we aren’t willing to do that for anybody else?? Y’all are Fucked

01101010-01100100:

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing

ee-3:

friend: i never knew u were gay

me: ya it wasnt relevant to your plot didnt want to seem like i was diverse for no reason :/

strangerpuff:

daveyjacobss:

rip gaypril of 20gayteen but welcome to the best of months: gay

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